spend the summer daisy chaining

sunshinesong:

calikalie:

Chuck, 3x06 Chuck vs. the Nacho Sampler

(via sunshinesong)

giselebock:

promising | heartwarming

MARGARET; Oooh, “Tim was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.”
BRENNAN; I don’t think this is going to work.
MAX; Listen, family reunions are always awkward.
BRENNAN; Well, do you think this is going well?
MARGARET; Not really. You seem like a bit of a know-it-all.

Bones, 5x10 The Goop on the Girl

suicideblonde:

Liv Tyler photographed by Ellen von Unwerth

secondhandjoy:

“I love every decade, but I think 60s clothes are my favourite. And I love big hair. I’m secretly a country singer at heart.”
— Zooey Deschanel (Nylon, 2008)

giselebock:

benjyie | crabcakes

Drew: I don’t see it on the menu, but I would love a catfish po’boy and a diet raspberry Fanta. 
Liz: Oh, that is a great idea. Let me order that for you. Excuse me, we will have a turkey burger deluxe and a catfish po’boy with a diet raspberry Fanta.
Waitress: I’m gonna come back in five minutes. You try to order off the menu again I will smack those glasses off your face.
Liz: Ok, thank you.
Waitress: You’re welcome.
Drew: What was that? Why didn’t she call you “sweetheart”? And where’s the complimentary app sampler? What’s going on?

30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble

shimmeryshine:

feelthis:

promising:

fujiidom:

Jill: Hello?
Chuck: [over the phone] Sarah, you think it shouldn’t take us more than an hour to have sex from start to finish.
Sarah: Uh huh.
Chuck: And. [sets timer] Begin. What am I - what am I doing wrong here?
Sarah: Well, just move your hips a little to the left.
Chuck: Okay, okay. Wait. [groans] This is way more exhausting than I thought it would be.
Sarah: Well, we can’t just race right through it.
Chuck: Your knees aren’t hurt - hurting? What did you go to a school to learn how to do this?
Jill: [shocked and horrified, hangs up phone]

Chuck, 2.06 - Vs. The Fat Lady

Labeledbones mentioned this earlier and after getting to this point in my rewatch marathon, I couldn’t resist. ;D

Innuendo ftw.

shimmeryshine:

trenchcoatangel:

heartwarming:

promising: (via sometwine)

I love everything about her.

heartwarming:

baylea: (via tswift)